Jacob has hit the age of wonder - and by that I mean he is interested in boobies. In the last month, he has asked me on several occassions "Mommy, what those"? After I tell him, he has made one of the following requests...
"Mommy, want to feel them"
"Mommy, want to tickle them"
"Mommy, want to see them"
After the last request I told Jacob, "No, buddy you've seen them before"
Jacob "Please" - in his most adorable beggar voice
Me "They are just like Daddy's and yours and Eddie's but they are just bigger on girls"
Jacob "Oh man!"
About an hour later, I was in the shower and I heard the bathroom door open. Then I heard Jacob say "Mommy, it's just me". (I had figured)
He then opened the door to "say hello" and ask what I was doing. Let's just say that during our little chat Jacob didn't make a whole lot of eye contact with me. Time to start locking the bathroom door.
PS: I know I am a horrible mother for sharing this story and that Jacob will temporarily hate me for it one day, I'm OK with that.